biography

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Andrew Tennyson was a 34 year old IT specialist for Linkedin© and spent much of his days patrolling Wikis of interest and making edits as he saw fit. He was a former fighter pilot for the Canadian Forces Air Command. Though he never saw “action” he got plenty of it in brutal training regimens and sick pranks from his fellow pilots in his Air Division. Though to others, Andrew was a respectable man, in reality, he often did shameful things. His most recent sleaze-ball move was when he cheated on his Malaysian wife with some dumb broad in his cooking class he only took to get in her pants. He first saw her through the outside window of the second floor of the local breakfast hotspot—“Alonzo’s Morning”—throwing some hash browns on the fryer while he was down on the street throwing an angry letter in the box on the street corner. It was his latest rant to the government for using his precious tax dollars to fund cancer research. He stood there watching her for five minutes as she finished trying the dish from the student cook next to her. It was creepy, sleazy love at first bite.